No skills required. Just report literally what happened!
"You can't make this up."
We are living in Hunter's world, just prior to the final gunshot going off. It's a crazy mashup of insanity, stupidity, and duplicity. It is the answer to the question: what if we had a world run by our darkest, most self-destructive impulses?
No skills required. Just report literally what happened!
"You can't make this up."
We are living in Hunter's world, just prior to the final gunshot going off. It's a crazy mashup of insanity, stupidity, and duplicity. It is the answer to the question: what if we had a world run by our darkest, most self-destructive impulses?
No need to go to Vegas now, DC is the new Vegas. The locals call it "Sin City," for fun.
And the people voted for this. The "Christians" voted for Caesar, thinking he was Moses. Wonder of wonders! Or maybe they didn't really want Moses, they really wanted Caesar, but needed a good cover story. One day this will all be revealed: be ready.
.....
Today's headlines, stolen from The Garlic:
Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, or actually an AI avatar of him, will now head the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms, according to White House sources, who might just be f-----g around with us.
The White House, after a refresh by Donald and Melania's deco team, will be renamed "Caesar's Palace." Have a visit, it will be wild! Bring $$$$, or Bitcoin.
"Variety" reports the number one film this week is "Death Wish 2025," starring Luigi Mangione, followed by "A Clockwork Orange II." Sadly, the soon to be released AI-remake of "Gone with the Wind" reportedly lacks the needed stupidity, moral flimsiness, and pointless violence to compete today. However, release of Jared Kushners' "Death of a Nation" has been moved up to respond to the nation mood, which is black.
A revamped Statue of Liberty will drop the lamp and replace it with an AR-15, ready to give a warm lead-filled welcome to any wretched immigrants headed this way, unless they are white South African techies. This Lady is a Trump!
Have a noble, virtuous dream? America is where it goes to die. We get to watch it squirming around on the ground until the final death rattle. Then: silence.
Paging Dr. Demento? The Fox says: I merely report, you decide.
No skills required. Just report literally what happened!
"You can't make this up."
We are living in Hunter's world, just prior to the final gunshot going off. It's a crazy mashup of insanity, stupidity, and duplicity. It is the answer to the question: what if we had a world run by our darkest, most self-destructive impulses?
No need to go to Vegas now, DC is the new Vegas. The locals call it "Sin City," for fun.
And the people voted for this. The "Christians" voted for Caesar, thinking he was Moses. Wonder of wonders! Or maybe they didn't really want Moses, they really wanted Caesar, but needed a good cover story. One day this will all be revealed: be ready.
.....
Today's headlines, stolen from The Garlic:
Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, or actually an AI avatar of him, will now head the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms, according to White House sources, who might just be f-----g around with us.
The White House, after a refresh by Donald and Melania's deco team, will be renamed "Caesar's Palace." Have a visit, it will be wild! Bring $$$$, or Bitcoin.
"Variety" reports the number one film this week is "Death Wish 2025," starring Luigi Mangione, followed by "A Clockwork Orange II." Sadly, the soon to be released AI-remake of "Gone with the Wind" reportedly lacks the needed stupidity, moral flimsiness, and pointless violence to compete today. However, release of Jared Kushners' "Death of a Nation" has been moved up to respond to the nation mood, which is black.
A revamped Statue of Liberty will drop the lamp and replace it with an AR-15, ready to give a warm lead-filled welcome to any wretched immigrants headed this way, unless they are white South African techies. This Lady is a Trump!
Have a noble, virtuous dream? America is where it goes to die. We get to watch it squirming around on the ground until the final death rattle. Then: silence.
Paging Dr. Demento? The Fox says: I merely report, you decide.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE
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