Ted you're right that we leave the comic backup gigs off our bios .But now I'm thinking I should add that I played with Joan Rivers, Dangerfield, Rickles et. al.! The best part was that they were much funnier and raunchier live than they were allowed to be on TV.
And I agree that our comedic culture owes far more to the Vaudeville tradition than is rightly acknowledged. I've always admired the stars of yesteryear who could sing, dance, play instruments and do comedy. I suppose it was easier to keep all those skills sharp when you had a steady gig for 6 months, then it was held over for another two. They worked hard though--several shows per day!
Maybe stand up is the last thing AI will be able to take over from humans. After all, Timing can't be programmed --it can only be felt.
Being a drummer working behind comedians was a challenge. You had to be alert and catch their moves and punchlines. Professor Irwin Corey, The Worlds Foremost Authority was especially difficult as he didn't do the same lines or moves twice in a row. Vaudville (strip clubs) were another challenge. You had to catch the comedians punch lines and there was no rehearsal. You also had to accent the bumps and grinds of the strippers. The circus was another challenge. I played for the Moscow Circus during their 60s Ausrtralian tour and again, had to catch and accent all the clowns moves.
Yes the circus gig was tough. I played for Ringling Bros and Big Apple Circus as a sub many times. Strip club gigs were before my time but I've heard tell!
The circus came to Mason City way back in the 1900's. G-Father just got in from Saratov in 1904, and they had elephant's going down Federal. Many years later we had the notorious, "Nudie Rudy" terrorizing the city while Ray Stevens, "The Streak" was hotter than a pistol.
Let’s not forget the incredible work of the great Stan Freberg in his parody of 50s hits. I know the lyrics all of those songs, many of them having specific references to jazz and the foibles of jazz musicians. His versions of “The Banana Boat Song” and “Heartbreak Hotel” are a source of classic jazz lingo. “Like I don’t dig spiders man.”
All good points, Ted. In my childhood my parents had the album Jerry Lewis Sings!, mostly tunes associated with Al Jolson. Eddie Cantor, Fanny Brice, Groucho’s love of ridiculous song, the Smothers Brothers coming out of the ‘60s folk revival, Zappa’s comedy albums like We’re Only In It For the Money and Sheik Yerbouti, Dylan’s hilarious sarcasm, Beefheart’s surreally funny lyrics (“I love you, big dummy”), the sly humor of deep blues players like Sonny Boy Rice Miller Williamson, and today, comic Stephen Colbert’s ex-sidekick Jon Batiste’s “Freedom,” good humor embodying a terrific message.
Of course! Good memory. I was a little kid when Steve Martin did “Wild and Crazy Guy”. His backing band for King Tut was the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band. I played that record till the grooves went flat.
I offer the counter argument that it was poets who invented standup comedy. Shakespeare is hilarious. Go farther back and you've got the Iliad where Hephaestos “often plays the clown at the banquets of the gods, enlivening their drinking bouts by limping around.” In poetry, there is the caesura, the strategic pause in poetic meter, which is the same thing as comic timing for a standup comedian.
Or, poetry and music are roughly of the same and both are responsible. I feel like poets are musicians, musicians want to be writers, writers want to be musicians, and everybody's a comedian!
Great essay. Tom Lehrer is the absolute king in my book--and I can often feel the rhythm of his between-song banter in my own writing. "He majored in animal husbandry. Until they caught him at it."
Slim Gaillard is massively underappreciated. He was a fine singer with exceptional musical and comedy timing, and wasn't afraid of putting weird stuff on wax.
Heard tell Slim G. not only put weird stuff on wax, he also put wax on weird stuff! Ba-ding...Works as well in Greek, Arabic, Aramaic, Hebrew and Armenian...Hope Ted G. does an essay on the 3-segments of the BBC TV Film documentary on Slim G. from their old ARENA series of doc films under title CIVILIZATION. My eyes hurt from so much alternation between crying and laughing hysterically. Not to mention singing in so many languages with such GONE NATIVE spirit. Slim G.'s childhood in Cuba then losing his Dad who was a shipping worker at a port of call, apparently never to connect with his folks again at such a formative age.... Yet it is the charm of the presentation and of Slim G.'s learning to live and thrive with such DISLOCATION in his childhood. Eventually being taken in by an Armenian family in Detroit after fleeing the genocide of their people in late Ottoman Empire Turkey with western WW I complicity. Yet, like the leitmotif of Milan Kundera's memoir of his own Traumatic youth in WW II, now a classic book in translation from Kundera's Czech: THE UNBEARABLE LIGHTNESS OF BEING....
All 3 segments of that BBC early TV arts before the cookie cutter mentality set in are now posted free to view by the world (for educational purposes, hee-hee, on U. of Tube:
Television Archive: Arena - Slim Gaillard's Civilisation
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This is Part 1 of a 2-part profile directed by Anthony Wall; I do not have the second part. Apologies for the dodgy video quality. (c) BBC 1989. This does not appear to be accessibly archived elsewhere. Will rapidly comply with any takedown request. Revenue from the ads goes to Google and the rights holders of the music, not me.
Arena - Slim Gaillard's Civilisation: My Dinner With Dizzy
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"My Dinner With Dizzy" is episode 3 of 'Slim Gaillard's Civilisation', the 4-part documentary directed by Anthony Wall. This episode was aired on 5 November 1989. (c) BBC 1989. [Press SHOW MORE]
The four episodes were:
Episode 1: "A Traveller's Tale" (22 October 1989)
Episode 2: "How High The Moon" (29 October 1989)
Episode 3: "My Dinner With Dizzy" (5 November 1989)
Episode 4: "Everything's OK In The UK" (12 November 1989)
Arena - Slim Gaillard's Civilisation: How High The Moon
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"How High The Moon" is episode 2 of 'Slim Gaillard's Civilisation', the 4-part documentary directed by Anthony Wall. This episode was aired on 29 October 1989. (c) BBC 1989. [Press SHOW MORE]
The four episodes were:
Episode 1: "A Traveller's Tale" (22 October 1989)
Episode 2: "How High The Moon" (29 October 1989)
Episode 3: "My Dinner With Dizzy" (5 November 1989)
Episode 4: "Everything's OK In The UK" (12 November 1989)
I hope you will all enjoy it.
With kind regards;
Patrick. ;-))
"This video is for educational/research purposes only. I do not derive any financial gain from this video, of any kind, but will comply promptly with requests to remove it from my channel. Any revenue derived from the ads goes to Google and the rights holders of the music."
TwoSet is contemporary proof this combination lives on! Their world tour just sold out in minutes. Following in the footsteps of Victor Borge, P.D.Q Bach/Peter Schickele, some of my favorite performances from my own childhood.
In the 70s, I played with Spike Jrs. band that attempted to revive his father's music, but we were just musicians reading the charts and not comedians, so it didn't go anywhere, but it was fun & difficult playing those charts.
Mr. Forkenspoon - I have been reading your comments here now for a time & they are always informative. You seem to have really gotten round this big old world of ours.
"Somebody should write a book about jazz musicians playing at comedy clubs, strip clubs, circuses, auctions, and other unlikely venues. These gigs were more common than fans today realize."
This summer I was lucky enough to attend a week-long residency in the French Pyrenees with the British composer and one-time jazz bassist Gavin Bryars, who had fantastic anecdotes about playing in house bands in working men's clubs in the north of England in the early 1960s, where he paid his dues - and cut his chops - backing comedians, ventriloquists, magicians... you name it. There wasn't a single British comedian of that era (many later household names) that he hadn't backed. And he insisted it was an essential part of his learning.
Imagine the composer of "Sinking of the Titanic" supporting Stanley Unwin or Les Dawson in a house band that included Derek Bailey and Tony Oxley. (A friend tells me that Gavin's anecdotes are corroborated in Pete Brown's history of the northern working men's club scene "Clubland": https://www.petebrown.net/book/clubland-how-the-working-mens-club-shaped-britain)
We all need more comedy especially in these times. Many comedians now seem to think vulgarity is a necessity. I have listened to a few and have yet to laugh from the belly.
Let's remember to include blues singer Bessie Smith in this list. She was renowned for her comedic stories and jokes as a way to bust through racial barriers during her tours.
This is reminding me of Reggie Watts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfkPmbg1ymM. That's when comedians went on their own way and arrived right back where they apparently started, making music
"Who put Bennies in Mrs. Murphy's Ovaltine?", funny. Great read. Weren't The Smothers Brothers somewhat musically inclined, as well? A little before my time, but never shied away from anything considered worthwhile. Certainly, many of us would make parodies of songs, and one favorite was a take-off from ZZ Top's "Eliminator" album, "She Looks Like Uncle Fester." It just fit -- then the haunting love ballad, "You Knew I Loved You (When I kicked you in the head for Valentine's Day)." Talk about too much time on our hands. A classic that was brought back to life while working in Irvine was the Crispy Critter jingle. Laughed out loud when I saw Inka Dinka Do. He always nose. Loved going into offices out of nowhere, and busting into, "Hello my name is Crispy...HOW DO YOU DO!!", Hot cha cha. Ironically, I heard a reference over the weekend to Tiny Tim. So, I did refreshed my memory as I remember he did a stint living in Des Moines. "The Adventures of Chicken Man" sure made you tune into the radio. Heck, look at Jimmy Kimmel when he was doing sports for KROQ. I thought he was always funny. You even get a free ticket to The Comedy Store if you go to Kimmel. Sorry, I spun off, but I was connecting radio (which is where your generally hear music unless you are on your morning commute and they won't shut up). Would "Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road" be considered comedy?
"Chicken Man!!!!! He's everywhere, he's everywhere!" Thanks for the reminiscence. My parents loved the radio show, and somehow had a recording of the opening.
Taking your excursion and topping it. Dead Skunk is forever in my heart. I remember it playing on the radio over and over while we drove through California. We had a lake house in the mountains so it took hours to get there. My dad was totally punchy from driving and would turn it up and sing. As little kids, my sisters and I thought it was the funniest thing in the world... side note: Kimmel has a podcast called “Strike Force Five”with the other late night comedians. Super funny. I suggest starting with Ep. 2 or later but definitely Ep.5 then 7. So so good.
Oh that’s a crazy story! I think that’s the vasectomy episode too? I can’t remember. I’ve listened to 5 at least 4 times. A delightful train wreck ahead if you’re going in order. I’m thrilled you actually listened! I hope you’re enjoying it! I adore Letterman but kind of faded off in that episode. I’ll finish them soon.
I've always been a huge late night fan. As a kid peeking around the corner to catch Johnny Carson...then Buddy Rich would come to Mason City, IA, and the Count Basie Band to the Surf in Clear Lake. My dad was working the day the music died as a bouncer at a place called The Shady Beach. Anyway, always liked them all, but had the opportunity to go to several Kimmel shows. First, Buffalo Chicken, shots & beer at Hooter's, and then off to the show. Sat in front and bantered with Robin Williams during a break, got the "stink-eye" from the Producer once, because my friend & wouldn't shut up. Alyson Janney, The Gronk, Velvet Revolver, Morgan Spurlock, MJB the night before the Grammy's...Mr. Warner & I had quite a blast. Even got to see Uncle Frank. It bothers me to read the hate & distain for these folks, and recently I'm lobbying for TV to instill a new rating system, "YMSTS" (You may see T.S.) to warn people that Taylor Swift may show up on a camera today. YMSTS-G to YMSTS- XXX, ranging from "it probably won't happen" -- except for possibly (1) "damn", but definitely not one "shit" to full-blown, Clockwork Orange forced Picture-in-Picture embedded screen of an "in-booth" camera where you can not escape the soul-shredding entity only known as Taylor Swift. Only those who made through the original Exorcist in the early 70's MAY be able to handle it. That's crazy!! Our friend Sean Whelan does tele-prompting (we were all buds before he got the gigs since his family goes way back doing this for all the major shows). I can see him unplugging shit to plug in his phone!! That's sound about right....OMG. YGTBSM....the baseball story; my brother gave me a baseball signed by the 1980 KC Royals (he was pro at Lakewood Oaks CC); me, the dummy, used that ball to shape my baseball glove. Well, the oil ruined it -- George Brett, Dan Quisenberry, Hal McRae and on... i'm an idiot.
Ted you're right that we leave the comic backup gigs off our bios .But now I'm thinking I should add that I played with Joan Rivers, Dangerfield, Rickles et. al.! The best part was that they were much funnier and raunchier live than they were allowed to be on TV.
And I agree that our comedic culture owes far more to the Vaudeville tradition than is rightly acknowledged. I've always admired the stars of yesteryear who could sing, dance, play instruments and do comedy. I suppose it was easier to keep all those skills sharp when you had a steady gig for 6 months, then it was held over for another two. They worked hard though--several shows per day!
Maybe stand up is the last thing AI will be able to take over from humans. After all, Timing can't be programmed --it can only be felt.
Being a drummer working behind comedians was a challenge. You had to be alert and catch their moves and punchlines. Professor Irwin Corey, The Worlds Foremost Authority was especially difficult as he didn't do the same lines or moves twice in a row. Vaudville (strip clubs) were another challenge. You had to catch the comedians punch lines and there was no rehearsal. You also had to accent the bumps and grinds of the strippers. The circus was another challenge. I played for the Moscow Circus during their 60s Ausrtralian tour and again, had to catch and accent all the clowns moves.
Yes the circus gig was tough. I played for Ringling Bros and Big Apple Circus as a sub many times. Strip club gigs were before my time but I've heard tell!
You could come to Thailand, plenty of strip clubs here. The whole country is like the 1950s, except for the parts that are like the 1850s.
LOL!!
The circus came to Mason City way back in the 1900's. G-Father just got in from Saratov in 1904, and they had elephant's going down Federal. Many years later we had the notorious, "Nudie Rudy" terrorizing the city while Ray Stevens, "The Streak" was hotter than a pistol.
Nice gigs! Wow
Thanks, I've been very fortunate.
Ted...no doubt you'll find it interesting. https://datacolada.org/2
Let’s not forget the incredible work of the great Stan Freberg in his parody of 50s hits. I know the lyrics all of those songs, many of them having specific references to jazz and the foibles of jazz musicians. His versions of “The Banana Boat Song” and “Heartbreak Hotel” are a source of classic jazz lingo. “Like I don’t dig spiders man.”
All good points, Ted. In my childhood my parents had the album Jerry Lewis Sings!, mostly tunes associated with Al Jolson. Eddie Cantor, Fanny Brice, Groucho’s love of ridiculous song, the Smothers Brothers coming out of the ‘60s folk revival, Zappa’s comedy albums like We’re Only In It For the Money and Sheik Yerbouti, Dylan’s hilarious sarcasm, Beefheart’s surreally funny lyrics (“I love you, big dummy”), the sly humor of deep blues players like Sonny Boy Rice Miller Williamson, and today, comic Stephen Colbert’s ex-sidekick Jon Batiste’s “Freedom,” good humor embodying a terrific message.
Of course! Good memory. I was a little kid when Steve Martin did “Wild and Crazy Guy”. His backing band for King Tut was the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band. I played that record till the grooves went flat.
I offer the counter argument that it was poets who invented standup comedy. Shakespeare is hilarious. Go farther back and you've got the Iliad where Hephaestos “often plays the clown at the banquets of the gods, enlivening their drinking bouts by limping around.” In poetry, there is the caesura, the strategic pause in poetic meter, which is the same thing as comic timing for a standup comedian.
Or, poetry and music are roughly of the same and both are responsible. I feel like poets are musicians, musicians want to be writers, writers want to be musicians, and everybody's a comedian!
Hahhahahaha! So true!
Great essay. Tom Lehrer is the absolute king in my book--and I can often feel the rhythm of his between-song banter in my own writing. "He majored in animal husbandry. Until they caught him at it."
Slim Gaillard is massively underappreciated. He was a fine singer with exceptional musical and comedy timing, and wasn't afraid of putting weird stuff on wax.
Heard tell Slim G. not only put weird stuff on wax, he also put wax on weird stuff! Ba-ding...Works as well in Greek, Arabic, Aramaic, Hebrew and Armenian...Hope Ted G. does an essay on the 3-segments of the BBC TV Film documentary on Slim G. from their old ARENA series of doc films under title CIVILIZATION. My eyes hurt from so much alternation between crying and laughing hysterically. Not to mention singing in so many languages with such GONE NATIVE spirit. Slim G.'s childhood in Cuba then losing his Dad who was a shipping worker at a port of call, apparently never to connect with his folks again at such a formative age.... Yet it is the charm of the presentation and of Slim G.'s learning to live and thrive with such DISLOCATION in his childhood. Eventually being taken in by an Armenian family in Detroit after fleeing the genocide of their people in late Ottoman Empire Turkey with western WW I complicity. Yet, like the leitmotif of Milan Kundera's memoir of his own Traumatic youth in WW II, now a classic book in translation from Kundera's Czech: THE UNBEARABLE LIGHTNESS OF BEING....
All 3 segments of that BBC early TV arts before the cookie cutter mentality set in are now posted free to view by the world (for educational purposes, hee-hee, on U. of Tube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3MR4rWovro
Television Archive: Arena - Slim Gaillard's Civilisation
palimpsest2011
4.64K subscribers
9,773 views Jun 27, 2013
This is Part 1 of a 2-part profile directed by Anthony Wall; I do not have the second part. Apologies for the dodgy video quality. (c) BBC 1989. This does not appear to be accessibly archived elsewhere. Will rapidly comply with any takedown request. Revenue from the ads goes to Google and the rights holders of the music, not me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hr6q0GGNh8
Arena - Slim Gaillard's Civilisation: My Dinner With Dizzy
pdebee
267 subscribers
10,473 views Apr 6, 2016
"My Dinner With Dizzy" is episode 3 of 'Slim Gaillard's Civilisation', the 4-part documentary directed by Anthony Wall. This episode was aired on 5 November 1989. (c) BBC 1989. [Press SHOW MORE]
The four episodes were:
Episode 1: "A Traveller's Tale" (22 October 1989)
Episode 2: "How High The Moon" (29 October 1989)
Episode 3: "My Dinner With Dizzy" (5 November 1989)
Episode 4: "Everything's OK In The UK" (12 November 1989)
I hope you will all enjoy it.
With kind regards;
Patrick. ;-))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKwlETAQMLI
Arena - Slim Gaillard's Civilisation: How High The Moon
pdebee
267 subscribers
13,078 views Apr 2, 2016
"How High The Moon" is episode 2 of 'Slim Gaillard's Civilisation', the 4-part documentary directed by Anthony Wall. This episode was aired on 29 October 1989. (c) BBC 1989. [Press SHOW MORE]
The four episodes were:
Episode 1: "A Traveller's Tale" (22 October 1989)
Episode 2: "How High The Moon" (29 October 1989)
Episode 3: "My Dinner With Dizzy" (5 November 1989)
Episode 4: "Everything's OK In The UK" (12 November 1989)
I hope you will all enjoy it.
With kind regards;
Patrick. ;-))
"This video is for educational/research purposes only. I do not derive any financial gain from this video, of any kind, but will comply promptly with requests to remove it from my channel. Any revenue derived from the ads goes to Google and the rights holders of the music."
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TwoSet is contemporary proof this combination lives on! Their world tour just sold out in minutes. Following in the footsteps of Victor Borge, P.D.Q Bach/Peter Schickele, some of my favorite performances from my own childhood.
Spike Jones and The City Slickers were hysterical!
In the 70s, I played with Spike Jrs. band that attempted to revive his father's music, but we were just musicians reading the charts and not comedians, so it didn't go anywhere, but it was fun & difficult playing those charts.
Mr. Forkenspoon - I have been reading your comments here now for a time & they are always informative. You seem to have really gotten round this big old world of ours.
Thank you. When you've lived a long time, and 84 years is a long time, you can get around quite a bit.
A solo comic performer is not necessarily a “stand up comedian”.
"Somebody should write a book about jazz musicians playing at comedy clubs, strip clubs, circuses, auctions, and other unlikely venues. These gigs were more common than fans today realize."
This summer I was lucky enough to attend a week-long residency in the French Pyrenees with the British composer and one-time jazz bassist Gavin Bryars, who had fantastic anecdotes about playing in house bands in working men's clubs in the north of England in the early 1960s, where he paid his dues - and cut his chops - backing comedians, ventriloquists, magicians... you name it. There wasn't a single British comedian of that era (many later household names) that he hadn't backed. And he insisted it was an essential part of his learning.
Imagine the composer of "Sinking of the Titanic" supporting Stanley Unwin or Les Dawson in a house band that included Derek Bailey and Tony Oxley. (A friend tells me that Gavin's anecdotes are corroborated in Pete Brown's history of the northern working men's club scene "Clubland": https://www.petebrown.net/book/clubland-how-the-working-mens-club-shaped-britain)
We all need more comedy especially in these times. Many comedians now seem to think vulgarity is a necessity. I have listened to a few and have yet to laugh from the belly.
Let's remember to include blues singer Bessie Smith in this list. She was renowned for her comedic stories and jokes as a way to bust through racial barriers during her tours.
This is reminding me of Reggie Watts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfkPmbg1ymM. That's when comedians went on their own way and arrived right back where they apparently started, making music
"Who put Bennies in Mrs. Murphy's Ovaltine?", funny. Great read. Weren't The Smothers Brothers somewhat musically inclined, as well? A little before my time, but never shied away from anything considered worthwhile. Certainly, many of us would make parodies of songs, and one favorite was a take-off from ZZ Top's "Eliminator" album, "She Looks Like Uncle Fester." It just fit -- then the haunting love ballad, "You Knew I Loved You (When I kicked you in the head for Valentine's Day)." Talk about too much time on our hands. A classic that was brought back to life while working in Irvine was the Crispy Critter jingle. Laughed out loud when I saw Inka Dinka Do. He always nose. Loved going into offices out of nowhere, and busting into, "Hello my name is Crispy...HOW DO YOU DO!!", Hot cha cha. Ironically, I heard a reference over the weekend to Tiny Tim. So, I did refreshed my memory as I remember he did a stint living in Des Moines. "The Adventures of Chicken Man" sure made you tune into the radio. Heck, look at Jimmy Kimmel when he was doing sports for KROQ. I thought he was always funny. You even get a free ticket to The Comedy Store if you go to Kimmel. Sorry, I spun off, but I was connecting radio (which is where your generally hear music unless you are on your morning commute and they won't shut up). Would "Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road" be considered comedy?
It's In The Book (Grandma's Lye Soap), Johnny Standly.
Fats Waller – pick one.
Thank you...ended watching 18 minutes of vintage HW bloopers.
"Chicken Man!!!!! He's everywhere, he's everywhere!" Thanks for the reminiscence. My parents loved the radio show, and somehow had a recording of the opening.
Great stories...a modern day Columbo; that chicken man
Taking your excursion and topping it. Dead Skunk is forever in my heart. I remember it playing on the radio over and over while we drove through California. We had a lake house in the mountains so it took hours to get there. My dad was totally punchy from driving and would turn it up and sing. As little kids, my sisters and I thought it was the funniest thing in the world... side note: Kimmel has a podcast called “Strike Force Five”with the other late night comedians. Super funny. I suggest starting with Ep. 2 or later but definitely Ep.5 then 7. So so good.
Thx, I'll check it out
(and to be clear 5 is the setup for 7 basically. It’s fun)
ok...got it...thx...lol--- crystal; I've been waiting to strenuously object to someone...at some point
I can handle it :)
Listening to (4) now to find out why Batman wanted to kill somebody...yikes
Oh that’s a crazy story! I think that’s the vasectomy episode too? I can’t remember. I’ve listened to 5 at least 4 times. A delightful train wreck ahead if you’re going in order. I’m thrilled you actually listened! I hope you’re enjoying it! I adore Letterman but kind of faded off in that episode. I’ll finish them soon.
I've always been a huge late night fan. As a kid peeking around the corner to catch Johnny Carson...then Buddy Rich would come to Mason City, IA, and the Count Basie Band to the Surf in Clear Lake. My dad was working the day the music died as a bouncer at a place called The Shady Beach. Anyway, always liked them all, but had the opportunity to go to several Kimmel shows. First, Buffalo Chicken, shots & beer at Hooter's, and then off to the show. Sat in front and bantered with Robin Williams during a break, got the "stink-eye" from the Producer once, because my friend & wouldn't shut up. Alyson Janney, The Gronk, Velvet Revolver, Morgan Spurlock, MJB the night before the Grammy's...Mr. Warner & I had quite a blast. Even got to see Uncle Frank. It bothers me to read the hate & distain for these folks, and recently I'm lobbying for TV to instill a new rating system, "YMSTS" (You may see T.S.) to warn people that Taylor Swift may show up on a camera today. YMSTS-G to YMSTS- XXX, ranging from "it probably won't happen" -- except for possibly (1) "damn", but definitely not one "shit" to full-blown, Clockwork Orange forced Picture-in-Picture embedded screen of an "in-booth" camera where you can not escape the soul-shredding entity only known as Taylor Swift. Only those who made through the original Exorcist in the early 70's MAY be able to handle it. That's crazy!! Our friend Sean Whelan does tele-prompting (we were all buds before he got the gigs since his family goes way back doing this for all the major shows). I can see him unplugging shit to plug in his phone!! That's sound about right....OMG. YGTBSM....the baseball story; my brother gave me a baseball signed by the 1980 KC Royals (he was pro at Lakewood Oaks CC); me, the dummy, used that ball to shape my baseball glove. Well, the oil ruined it -- George Brett, Dan Quisenberry, Hal McRae and on... i'm an idiot.