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Maya Angelou has a lovely aphorism she learned from one of husbands, who was African. "It is easy to steal the king's trumpet. What is difficult is finding a place to play it."

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I think I remember hearing on Jonathan Pageau's podcast - The Symbolic World - that ancient hebrew/Greek etymology for Horn (as in a one note trumpet), Horn (like animal horn) and Crown all share a common root word. Many translations of biblical and babylonian texts confused these terms, to the point where Images of Moses with animal horns on his head have been found. Bells, Horns and Crowns are all so interlinked in the symbolism of the heralding of royalty that all 3 are often found hanging from Christmas trees to celebrate the nativity.

https://open.substack.com/pub/scottcampbell/p/christmas-canoe?utm_source=direct&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

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Thanks for this. Puts "The Crown" is a much better context for me. I might even become a fan if they supplant the crown with a horn.

Remember: When Louis Armstrong gave a command performance at Buckingham Palace in 1932, he dedicated a tune to King George V with the words: “This one’s for you, Rex.” The song he dedicated to the monarch: “(I’ll be Glad When You’re Dead) You Rascal You.”

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now wondering: Was Pharoah Sanders Buried with a Sax?

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the picture at the bottom, those are absolutely NOT shofars, which are made from the horn of a ram.

they're also supposed to be only good for one note, the variation is in the duration only. Tekiah, shevarim, teruah. One long note, three shorter ones, or nine even shorter ones. The sounds blown on the Jewish holiday of Rosh Hashanah, the New Year. Apparently they were fond of triplets.

I found the one note thing to be nonsense. You can blow a whole range of notes depending on how one positions the instrument in your mouth, and the angle you blow into it. The problem is you don't really have control over which notes might emerge. It's not like a modern trumpet with valves, a flute with holes, a guitar with frets (which strictly aren't necessary anyways). I'm not even a horn player, but a friend gifted me a valuable shofar thinking I could do something special with it, he's heard me play a bunch of piano, guitar, and drums. Steep learning curve initially, I thought the damn thing was plugged when I couldn't even get a damn sound out of it. Once you figure out the technique, rapid progress happens. I wonder what a real horn player could accomplish.

Methinks the ancients had no use for improvisation, just blowing and reacting to what sounds emerge. They wanted precisely that "one note" reproducible every time. It wasn't "music" it was something more like communication.

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I have it on good authority that the end of the world is indefinitely postponed due to a lack of qualified trumpet players.

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Truly interesting. Evokes these phrases repeated and elaborated on in Handel's Messiah: "The trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall rise again incorruptible: and we shall be changed."

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my kind of click bait...

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Ted - FYI someone cloned your account and is asking people to contact "you" by text message. Just check the last open mic thread and yoy will see. Regards,

Philipe

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I'm looking into this. I don't have a solution yet. But these messages aren't from me—they're from an imposter.

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I read substack privacy policies. Usual "it's on the user" shtick and promissory notes. Oh well. It was short lived. Same tech bros mentality and disdain for the monetization conduits ( hapless user). Can't delete my data ( not Californian). Becomes unidirectional ( well I am too inept and insignificant to be answered anyway) .

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I just texted to not be kicked out to that nr. Where he gets the emails?

Here's what I got:

"Let's discuss👆I've got something to introduce to you 💚📈 Text me +17866323527"

So I apologized for the frivolous pun based on Nat Geo article ( there are some other references on that) and asked to not be kicked. I was elated though to be messaged. If substack is leaking emails it's yet not a very promising future to the platform. And impersonating and hijacking a substack.

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There doesn't appear to be a hack. It looks like somebody is commenting on article using a name identical to mine and a similar avatar. We will take care of this, but nothing at Substack has been hacked. If necessary, I can shut down comments (or limit them to paid subscribers)., although I haven't taken that step yet.

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He got my phone by impersonating you ( how is it possible to hijack a paid content place ?). I use my phone as a 2FA ( two factor authorization) . That will be simplify changing the number to authorize ( by claiming I changed the number ( moved, changed provider).

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When somebody responds to a comment on Substack, the original commenter gets a notification. Nothing was hacked in this instance—I now have confirmation of that from the Substack tech team. I'm told that nobody got access to phone numbers or email addresses or to anything internal at Substack. This was just a case of somebody using a name identical to mine in the comments section. We have already taken steps to stop it. My apologies for any inconvenience this has caused.

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I replied to that phone request coming from the impersonating ( should be impossible, I assumed it's not Musk's Twitter ). So , assuming ( wrongly) the checks are in place ( I have just two paid substacks) I replied to the phone SMS request coming from you. Impersonating on Musk's Twiter and since Mitnick it's the breach of trust that ruinsbit. It should have not been possible to impersonate, reply to my comment without appearing and request a SNS. I assumed that you're mad of my real fact and because the usual applied algorithmic heart you put to tilt the readership interaction stats, that we usually get, was interpreted as a à incongruous comment to an erudite by someone form Québec.

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Another mind blowing fact was that his mummy had an erected genital organ.

National Geographic reference for the speculative part of it .

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/history/article/140110-king-tut-mummy-penis-osiris-archaeology-science

Maybe he liked being blowed ? Or blow himself? The trumpet just makes the plot to thicken . Unintentional pun.

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The trumpet tradition carried on in the Celtic tribes across Europe through the Bronze and Iron ages. They were highly decorated and often came in two parts which when connected created an instrument which sometimes was almost 8 feet long.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carnyx

https://www.libraryireland.com/SocialHistoryAncientIreland/II-XIII-4.php

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I think the trumpet was there to announce the king was here and ready to enter the afterlife.

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I had an odd reaction to that recording, probably because I'm a trumpet player myself.

The first trumpet played, the notes sounded are the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th harmonics. Absolutely bog standard for a brass instrument, this is the first register you learn to play in. Of course, you have valves, but understanding the harmonics and how to play them is critical. These harmonics, if you didn't know, are the 1st, fifth, and 8th degree of a major (or minor) scale.

And it's clear that the highest note is not that easy to play on that instrument.

But the second horn played, the notes sounded are the 3rd, fifth, and eighth(octave) degree of a major scale. WTH? That's the 5th, 6th and 8th harmonic. To be fair, we almost never use the 7th harmonic, since it doesn't really fit with the system of intonation that is normally used, but still, why are these notes being played instead of the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th? This appears to be a choice made by Mr. Tappern. Honestly, the bronze instrument looked a bit smaller, so those harmonics should correspond to higher pitches, but that's not really what I'm hearing.

Maybe he's playing 4th, 6th, and 8th on the first instrument, but thought the 4th didn't sound good on the second? I'm want to know more about this, but I doubt that I will. (If he was playing the 8th harmonic, it would account for the trouble he has locking it in. That's hard.)

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Thank you for all your interesting articles! Jan Larney

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Very interesting read. Thank you for sharing your insights about King Tut’s trumpets.

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Somehow reminds me of the story of Buddy Bolden and Dan Pritzker…and Wynton Marsalis

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You are definitely a renaissance person. You last article I read was an analysis of the record business. I do have some questions about that subject if you have some time.

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