The ideas below came to me in a dream. Some of them seem a little unusual—I should probably apologize for that. But I’m determined to share what I heard exactly as it was told to me in my sleep.
"Toddler dance music" has already existed for at least 25 years, and is the genre of the most successful youtube video ever, just surpassing 11 BILLION views (Baby Shark).
"Trombone sales will skyrocket . . ." Uh, NAH!
To sell trombones there must be people who play them, which leads to this:
A trombonist and a snake are run over in the road. What's the difference?
The snake was on its way to a gig.
Burma Shave!
How do we know that this 'stack isn't written by an algorithm? Do robots dream of electric sheep?*
* A shameless steal.
i 'll still be learning the goldberg varations [fingers crossed]
It's time for the trombone to make a comeback!
10) "What do you call a trombone player in LA with a pager?"
A: "An optimist"
Drummer Hal Blaine in 'The Wrecking Crew'
"...the highest TV ratings that year will be a live broadcast of the 90th birthday concert of a famous rock/pop star."
C'mon, Dylan would actually turn over a 100 years old 20 years from now!
Numbers 4, 6, 7, 11, 13, 15, 17 and 19 are already in motion.
Every day I thank the angel who sent me to your substack. Posts like this is the reason.
Love from India
Looks like the trombone should have been a crystal flute. Glad for you your prescience forwent the twerking in a see through onesie😳🫣
Delicious ironic amplifications of the malaise of today’s sorry world. And some hope in there as well!
I'll tell ya, #13 is a thing I've not only thought of, but wondered how I could help make it happen.
Thank u for ur insights
Platforms like Substack and Bandcamp allow for the music first genre.
Grateful for #10. I will sell my vintage Conn 48h for $15,000.
Love the dream! Continue with Italian wine! 👍🙏
"Toddler dance music" has already existed for at least 25 years, and is the genre of the most successful youtube video ever, just surpassing 11 BILLION views (Baby Shark).